Three Good Giants

François Rabelais (1494 - 1553)
Translated by John "Bull" Smith Dimitry (1835 - 1901)

As I went on, it did not take me long to discover that it was quite possible for my purpose—following, indeed, the path unconsciously taken in my boyhood—to divide Rabelais sharply into incident and philosophy. That this had not been thought of before surprised, but did not daunt me. I said to myself: I shall limit the incident strictly to his three Giants; I shall hold these, from grandfather to grandson, well together; keep all that is sound in them; cut away the impurity which is not so much of as around them; chisel them out as a sculptor might, and leave his philosophy with face to the wall. This done, I turned the scouring hose, full and strong, upon the incidents themselves, clearing out both dialectics and profanity thoroughly. I did not stop until I had left the famous trio, Grandgousier, Gargantua, and Pantagruel where I had, from the first, hoped to place them,—high and dry above the scum which had so long clogged their rare good-fellowship, and which had made men of judgment blind to the genuine worth that was in them.

In this way I believed that I saw the chance to free Rabelais' Giants, so long kept in bonds, from a captivity which has dishonored them. To do this was clearly running against that good old law which has invariably made all Giants—far back from fairy-time—thunder-voiced, great-toothed, rude-handed, hard-hearted, bloody-minded creatures and truculent captors, never, on any account, pitiful captives. But, to such, the Rabelaisian Giants are none of kin. No more are they of blood to that Giant that Jack slew, or that Giant Despair, in whose garden-court Bunyan dreamt that he saw the white bones of slaughtered pilgrims. - Summary by From the preface

Genre(s): Children's Fiction, Myths, Legends & Fairy Tales

Language: English

Section Chapter Reader Time
Play 00 An Explanation by Way of Preface Ehsan Ahmed Mehedi
00:10:05
Play 01 Chapter I (1) How the First Giants came into the World. Bill Mosley
00:07:43
Play 02 Chapter II (2) Gargantua is Born. ancientdude
00:06:47
Play 03 Chapter III (3) Gargantua as a Baby. Duncan Whipple
00:04:24
Play 04 Chapter IV (4) The Royal Tailor's Bill for Gargantua's Suit. Rachel Tevis
00:03:26
Play 05 Chapter V (5) The Year Gargantua had Wooden Horses, and what Use he made of them. Rachel Tevis
00:07:39
Play 06 Chapter VI (6) How Gargantua was taught Latin. Rachel Tevis
00:07:05
Play 07 Chapter VII (7) The new Master found for Gargantua. littlemissclumsy
00:05:26
Play 08 Chapter VIII (8) Gargantua goes to Paris, and the Big Mare that takes him there. littlemissclumsy
00:05:52
Play 09 Chapter IX (9) The Parisians laugh at Gargantua. He takes his Revenge by stealing the Great Bells of Nôtre Dâme. Rachel Tevis
00:06:35
Play 10 Chapter X (10) Ponocrates, the new Teacher, desires Gargantua to show him how he used to study with old Master Holofernes. Rachel Tevis
00:05:20
Play 11 Chapter XI (11) The Two Hundred and Fifteen Games of Cards Gargantua knew how to play. What it was he said after he had gone through the List, and what it was Ponocrates remarked. Rachel Tevis
00:05:55
Play 12 Chapter XII (12) Gargantua is dosed by Ponocrates, and forgets all that Holofernes had taught him. littlemissclumsy
00:07:54
Play 13 Chapter XIII (13) How Gargantua was made not to lose one Hour of the Day. Avis Venning
00:09:16
Play 14 Chapter XIV (14) How the Awful War between the Bunmakers of Lerne and Gargantua's Country was begun. Avis Venning
00:13:53
Play 15 Chapter XV (15) How old King Grandgousier received the News. Avis Venning
00:06:27
Play 16 Chapter XVI (16) How Grandgousier tried to buy Peace with Five Cart-loads of Buns. Avis Venning
00:06:48
Play 17 Chapter XVII (17) How Gargantua, with a Big Tree, broke down a Castle, and passed the Ford of Vede. Avis Venning
00:10:22
Play 18 Chapter XVIII (18) How Gargantua combed Cannon-Balls out of his Hair, and how he ate Six Pilgrims in a Salad before Supper. Rachel Tevis
00:09:17
Play 19 Chapter XIX (19) How Friar John comes to the Feast, and how King Grandgousier had recruited his Army. Aaron Zimmerman
00:08:32
Play 20 Chapter XX (20) Gargantua's Mare scores a Victory. Aaron Zimmerman
00:08:44
Play 21 Chapter XXI (21) Showing what Gargantua did after the Battle, and how Grandgousier welcomed him Home. Avis Venning
00:12:30
Play 22 Chapter XXII (22) Grandgousier's Death. Gargantua's Marriage. Pantagruel is Born. Avis Venning
00:09:49
Play 23 Chapter XXIII (23) The Strange Things Pantagruel did as a Baby. Avis Venning
00:10:13
Play 24 Chapter XXIV (24) After studying at several Universities, Pantagruel goes to Paris. czandra
00:09:21
Play 25 Chapter XXV (25) Pantagruel finds Panurge, whom he loves all his life. Avis Venning
00:07:40
Play 26 Chapter XXVI (26) Pantagruel beats the Sorbonne in Argument, and Panurge proves that an Englishman's fingers are not so nimble as a Frenchman's. Avis Venning
00:14:34
Play 27 Chapter XXVII (27) What sort of Man Panurge was, and the many Tricks he knew. Aaron Zimmerman
00:08:33
Play 28 Chapter XXVIII (28) Showing why the Leagues are so much shorter in France than in Germany. Aaron Zimmerman
00:08:04
Play 29 Chapter XXIX (29) How the Cunning of Panurge, with the Aid of Eusthenes and Carpalim, discomfited Six Hundred and Sixty Horsemen. Kathleen Congdon
00:10:36
Play 30 Chapter XXX (30) How Carpalim went hunting for Fresh Meat, and how a Trophy was set up. Gila Labinger Freeberg
00:07:40
Play 31 Chapter XXXI (31) The Strange Way in which Pantagruel obtained a Victory over the Thirsty People. Kathleen Congdon
00:09:40
Play 32 Chapter XXXII (32) The Wonderful Way in which Pantagruel disposed of the Giant Loupgarou and his Two Hundred and Ninety-Nine Giants. Avis Venning
00:12:19
Play 33 Chapter XXXIII (33) How Pantagruel finally conquers the Thirsty People, and the strange business Panurge finds for King Anarchus. Avis Venning
00:08:15
Play 34 Chapter XXXIV (34) Gargantua comes back from Fairy-land, after which Pantagruel prepares for another Trip. twomustangs
00:03:36
Play 35 Chapter XXXV (35) Pantagruel starts on his Travels, and lands at the Island of Pictures. DGKemp
00:09:08
Play 36 Chapter XXXVI (36) Panurge bargains with Dindeno for a Ram, and throws his Ram overboard. Marie Christian
00:11:35
Play 37 Chapter XXXVII (37) The Island of Alliances. czandra
00:05:07
Play 38 Chapter XXXVIII (38) How Pantagruel came to the Islands of Tohu and Bohu. The Strange Death of Widenostrils, the Swallower of Windmills. littlemissclumsy
00:08:00
Play 39 Chapter XXXIX (39) A Great Storm, in which Panurge plays the Coward. Gila Labinger Freeberg
00:09:42
Play 40 Chapter XL (40) The Island of the Macreons and its Forest, in which the Heroes who are tempted by Demons die. Gila Labinger Freeberg
00:09:49
Play 41 Chapter XLI (41) Pantagruel touches at the Wonderful Island of Ruach, where Giant Widenostrils had found the Cocks and Hens which killed him. How the People lived by Wind. Aaron Zimmerman
00:09:30
Play 42 Chapter XLII (42) Pantagruel, with his Darts, kills a Monster which Cannon-Balls could not hurt. The Power of the Sign of the Cross. Cbteddy
00:09:22
Play 43 Chapter XLIII (43) Which tells of several Islands, and the Wonderful People who dwell in them. Cbteddy
00:14:23