The Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume Two

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

He lived simply, loved his walks and craved the company of fellow poetical wits as they craved his company in return. With his pal Dr. Sheridan, for one, Jonathan Swift delighted in the 18th century equivalent of a rap off – going back and forth in dueling verse repartee. This second volume is a cornucopia of biting, iconoclastic humor and earnest criticism of injustice. Poems herein concerning Wood’s Halfpence are the companion to his famous Drapier’s Letters and trumpet his achievement in stirring up sufficient outcry to spare Ireland from damaging monetary debasement. He knew what real money was: “For in all the leases that ever we hold We must pay our rent in good silver and gold, And not in brass tokens of such a base mould.” And he didn’t think much of monetary debasement’s evil twin, fractional reserve banking, either: “We want our money on the nail The Banker’s ruin’d if he pays”. There’s a healthy smattering here of bums and urination references too – just so you know these are genuine Swift poems -- and all manner of other topics too. In Death and Daphne, written for a favorite grisette, we learn of Death’s sagging libido due to the skinniness of his human bride. And the last poem excoriating Sheridan for comparing base women to noble clouds is a heavenly coup de grâce for any challenger who would dare to top his politically incorrect and thunderous wit:

Some critic may object, perhaps,

That clouds are blamed for giving claps;

But what, alas! are claps ethereal,

Compared for mischief to venereal?
- Summary by Arthur Krolman

Genre(s): Single author

Language: English

Section Chapter Reader Time
Play 01 Cadenus and Vanessa Arthur Krolman
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Play 02 To Love Arthur Krolman
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Play 03 A Rebus by Vanessa and Answer Arthur Krolman
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Play 04 Stella's Birthday Arthur Krolman
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Play 05 To Stella the Transcriber Arthur Krolman
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Play 06 To Stella While Sick Arthur Krolman
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Play 07 Stella's Birthday Arthur Krolman
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Play 08 Stella at Wood Park Arthur Krolman
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Play 09 A New Year's Gift for Bec and Dingley and Brent Arthur Krolman
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Play 10 Stella's Birthday Arthur Krolman
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Play 11 A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth Arthur Krolman
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Play 12 Stella's Birthday etc. Arthur Krolman
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Play 13 Death and Daphne Arthur Krolman
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Play 14 Daphne Arthur Krolman
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Play 15 Pethox the Great Arthur Krolman
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Play 16 On a Pen Arthur Krolman
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Play 17 On Gold Arthur Krolman
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Play 18 On the Posteriors Arthur Krolman
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Play 19 On a Horn Arthur Krolman
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Play 20 On a Corkscrew Arthur Krolman
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Play 21 The Gulf of All Human Possessions Arthur Krolman
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Play 22 Louisa to Strephon Arthur Krolman
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Play 23 A Maypole and On Moon, Circle, Ink Arthur Krolman
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Play 24 On the Five Senses Arthur Krolman
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Play 25 Fontinella to Florinda Arthur Krolman
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Play 26 On Echo, Glass, Time, Gallows, Vowels, Snow, Cannon, Dice, Candle Arthur Krolman
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Play 27 To Lady Cartaret, Answer etc. Arthur Krolman
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Play 28 On Cutting Down the Thorn Arthur Krolman
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Play 29 Dean Swift at Sir Arthur Acheson's Arthur Krolman
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Play 30 On a Very Old Glass at Market Hill etc. Arthur Krolman
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Play 31 My Lady's Lamentation Arthur Krolman
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Play 32 A Pastoral Dialogue Arthur Krolman
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Play 33 The Grand Question Debated Arthur Krolman
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Play 34 Drapier's Hill Arthur Krolman
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Play 35 The Dean's Reasons Arthur Krolman
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Play 36 The Revolution at Market Hill Arthur Krolman
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Play 37 Robin and Harry Arthur Krolman
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Play 38 A Panegyric on the Dean Arthur Krolman
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Play 39 Twelve Articles Arthur Krolman
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Play 40 Crowe's Address to Her Majesty Arthur Krolman
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Play 41 Jack Frenchman's Lamentation Arthur Krolman
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Play 42 The Garden Plot and Sid Hamet's Rod Arthur Krolman
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Play 43 The Famous Speech-Maker Arthur Krolman
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Play 44 Parody on the Recorder's Speech Arthur Krolman
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Play 45 Ballad Arthur Krolman
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Play 46 Atlas Minister of State and Harley Stabbed Arthur Krolman
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Play 47 An Excellent New Song Arthur Krolman
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Play 48 The Windsor Prophecy Arthur Krolman
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Play 49 Corinna, a Ballad Arthur Krolman
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Play 50 The Fable of Midas Arthur Krolman
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Play 51 Toland's Invitation to Dismal Arthur Krolman
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Play 52 Peace and Dunkirk Arthur Krolman
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Play 53 Imitation of Horace, Epist. I, vii Arthur Krolman
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Play 54 The Author upon Himself Arthur Krolman
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Play 55 The Fagot Arthur Krolman
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Play 56 Imitation of Horace, Sat.VI, ii Arthur Krolman
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Play 57 Horace paraphrased, Odes II, i Arthur Krolman
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Play 58 Dennis' Invitation to Steele Arthur Krolman
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Play 59 In Sickness Arthur Krolman
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Play 60 The Fable of the Bitches Arthur Krolman
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Play 61 To the Earl of Oxford in the Tower Arthur Krolman
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Play 62 On the Church's Danger and On High Church Arthur Krolman
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Play 63 The Story of Phaethon Arthur Krolman
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Play 64 A Tale of a Nettle Arthur Krolman
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Play 65 A Satirical Elegy Arthur Krolman
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Play 66 Parody on Pratt's Speech Arthur Krolman
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Play 67 An Excellent New Song Arthur Krolman
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Play 68 The Run upon the Bankers Arthur Krolman
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Play 69 Upon the Horrid Plot Arthur Krolman
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Play 70 Quibbling Elegy on Judge Boat Arthur Krolman
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Play 71 Verses on Whitshed's Motto Arthur Krolman
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Play 72 Prometheus Arthur Krolman
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Play 73 Verses on the Order of the Bath and Epigram on Wood's Brass Money Arthur Krolman
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Play 74 A Simile Arthur Krolman
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Play 75 Wood an Insect Arthur Krolman
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Play 76 Wood the Ironmonger Arthur Krolman
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Play 77 Wood's Petition Arthur Krolman
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Play 78 A New Song on Wood's Halfpence Arthur Krolman
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Play 79 A Serious Poem Arthur Krolman
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Play 80 An Excellent New Song Arthur Krolman
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Play 81 Verses on the Judge Who Condemned the Drapier's Printer Arthur Krolman
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Play 82 Horace paraphrased, Odes I, xiv Arthur Krolman
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Play 83 Verses on St. Patrick's Well Arthur Krolman
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Play 84 On Reading Dr. Young's Satire Arthur Krolman
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Play 85 The Dog and Thief Arthur Krolman
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Play 86 Mad Mullinix and Timothy Arthur Krolman
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Play 87 Tim and the Fables Arthur Krolman
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Play 88 Tom and Dick Arthur Krolman
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Play 89 Dick, a Maggot Arthur Krolman
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Play 90 Clad All in Brown Arthur Krolman
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Play 91 Dick's Variety Arthur Krolman
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Play 92 Traulus, Part I Arthur Krolman
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Play 93 Traulus, Part II Arthur Krolman
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Play 94 A Fable of the Lion Arthur Krolman
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Play 95 On the Irish Bishops Arthur Krolman
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Play 96 Horace, Odes Iv, ix Arthur Krolman
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Play 97 On Walpole and Pulteney Arthur Krolman
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Play 98 Brother Protestants Arthur Krolman
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Play 99 Bettesworth's Exultation and Epigram to Sergeant Kite Arthur Krolman
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Play 100 The Yahoo's Overthrow Arthur Krolman
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Play 101 On Cashel and Bettesworth, Irish Club, Noisy Tom Arthur Krolman
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Play 102 On Dr. Rundle and Epigram Arthur Krolman
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Play 103 The Legion Club Arthur Krolman
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Play 104 On Printer's to Newgate, Libel Vindication, Apology, Ay and No, Ballad, Wicked Libel Arthur Krolman
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Play 105 Epigrams against Carthy Arthur Krolman
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Play 106 Poetical Epistle to Sheridan Arthur Krolman
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Play 107 The Upstart Arthur Krolman
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Play 108 Waterford and Blenheim Arthur Krolman
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Play 109 An Excellent new Song on the Grand Jury Arthur Krolman
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Play 110 The Archbishop of Dublin Arthur Krolman
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Play 111 To the Citizens Arthur Krolman
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Play 112 Punch's Petition and Epigrams Arthur Krolman
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Play 113 George Rochfort's Verses Arthur Krolman
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Play 114 A Left-Handed Letter and Replies Arthur Krolman
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Play 115 To the Dean of St. Patrick's and Replies Arthur Krolman
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Play 116 Mr. Thomas Sheridan and Replies Arthur Krolman
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Play 117 On Dr. Sheridan's Circular Verses Arthur Krolman
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Play 118 On Dan Jackson's Picture and Replies Arthur Krolman
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Play 119 The Pardon Arthur Krolman
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Play 120 The Last Speech and Dying Words of Daniel Jackson Arthur Krolman
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Play 121 To the Rev. Daniel Jackson Arthur Krolman
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Play 122 Sheridan to Swift and Reply Arthur Krolman
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Play 123 Mary the Cook Maid's Letter Arthur Krolman
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Play 124 A Portrait from the Life Arthur Krolman
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Play 125 On Stealing a Crown when the Dean was asleep Arthur Krolman
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Play 126 Prologue and Epilogue to a Play Arthur Krolman
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Play 127 The Song Arthur Krolman
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Play 128 A New Year's Gift for the Dean of St. Patrick's Arthur Krolman
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Play 129 To Quilca, Country Life and A Faithful Inventory Arthur Krolman
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Play 130 Palinodia Arthur Krolman
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Play 131 Letter to the Dean and Invitation to Dinner Arthur Krolman
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Play 132 On the Five Ladies and Replies Arthur Krolman
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Play 133 Ballad on Ballyspellin and Reply Arthur Krolman
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Play 134 An Epistle to Two Friends etc. Arthur Krolman
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Play 135 A True and Faithful Inventory Arthur Krolman
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Play 136 A New Simile for the Ladies and Answer Arthur Krolman
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