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À se tordre
by Alphonse Allais (1854-1905)
Alphonse Allais est un journaliste, écrivain et humoriste français célèbre à la Belle Époque, connu pour sa plume acerbe et son humour absurde.
(adapté de Wikipedia par Ezwa)Alphonse Allais was a French writer and humorist.
He is the author of many collections of whimsical writings.
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- Wikipedia (français) - Alphonse Allais
- Wikipedia (English) - Alphonse Allais
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Total running time: 5:27:09
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- 01 - Un philosophe - 00:08:19
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Read by: Bernard - 02 - Ferdinand - 00:05:27
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Read by: Ezwa - 03 - Moeurs de ce temps-ci - 00:03:16
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Read by: Bernard - 04 - En Bordée - 00:08:54
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Read by: Bernard - 05 - Un moyen comme un autre - 00:04:36
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Read by: Bernard & Christian - 06 - Collage - 00:08:11
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Read by: Bernard - 07 - Les petits cochons - 00:11:16
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Read by: Bernard - 08 - Cruelle énigme - 00:10:30
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Read by: Bernard - 09 - Le médecin, monologue pour cadet - 00:06:16
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Read by: Bernard & Michael Cadilhac - 10 - Boisflambard - 00:13:00
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Read by: Bernard - 11 - Pas de suite dans les idées - 00:05:57
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Read by: Bernard - 12 - Le comble du darwinisme - 00:05:57
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Read by: Enkerli - 13 - Pour en avoir le coeur net - 00:02:42
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Read by: Enkerli - 14 - Le palmier - 00:09:11
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Read by: Bernard - 15 - Le criminel précautionneux - 00:03:43
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Read by: Bernard - 16 - L’embrasseur - 00:11:03
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Read by: Bernard - 17 - Le pendu bienveillant - 00:02:23
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Read by: Enkerli - 18 - Esthetic - 00:08:39
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Read by: Enkerli - 19 - Un drame bien parisien - 00:11:23
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Read by: Bernard - 20 - Mam’zelle miss - 00:06:40
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Read by: Bernard - 21 - Le bon peintre - 00:03:31
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Read by: Bernard - 22 - Les zèbres - 00:07:41
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Read by: Bernard - 23 - Simple malentendu - 00:08:42
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Read by: Bernard - 24 - La jeune fille et le vieux cochon - 00:05:23
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Read by: Bernard - 25 - Sancta simplicitas - 00:07:16
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Read by: Bernard - 26 - Une bien bonne - 00:05:44
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Read by: Carole - 27 - Truc canaille - 00:08:56
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Read by: Bernard - 28 - Anesthésie - 00:08:34
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Read by: Bernard - 29 - Ironie - 00:09:46
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Read by: Bernard - 30 - Un petit « fin de siècle » - 00:06:48
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Read by: Bernard, Michael Cadilhac & Christian - 31 - Allumons la bacchante - 00:05:54
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Read by: Bernard - 32 - Tenue de fantaisie - 00:11:52
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Read by: Bernard - 33 - Aphasie - 00:09:47
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Read by: Bernard - 34 - Une mort bizarre - 00:07:47
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Read by: Bernard - 35 - Le railleur puni - 00:03:58
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Read by: Enkerli - 36 - Excentric’s - 00:08:06
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Read by: Bernard, Ezwa, Cori Samuel & Scott Sherris - 37 - Le veau, conte de Noël pour Sara Salis - 00:03:30
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Read by: Bernard & Ezwa - 38 - En voyage, simples notes - 00:08:17
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Read by: Bernard, Michael Cadilhac &Christian - 39 - Le chambardoscope - 00:10:09
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Read by: Bernard, Michael Cadilhac, Christian & Ezwa - 40 - Une invention, monologue pour cadet - 00:06:23
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Read by: Bernard - 41 - Le temps bien employé - 00:07:40
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Read by: Bernard - 42 - Famille - 00:07:42
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Read by: Bernard, Michael Cadilhac & Christian - 43 - Comfort - 00:07:55
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Read by: Bernard - 44 - Abus de pouvoir - 00:08:25
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Read by: Bernard
Cataloged on August 21, 2008
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