An Entirely New Feature of a Thrilling Novel! Entitled, The Social War of the year 1900; or, The Conspirators and Lovers!

Simon Landis (1830 - 1902)

Described by io9.com contributor Jess Nevins as “the worst science fiction novel of the 19th century,” The Social War of 1900, or The Conspirators and Lovers! has become infamous for its overwrought prose, flimsy characterizations, ludicrous plotting, and repugnant ideas. For these same reasons, the book has gained infamy as a cultural oddity, a guilty pleasure, and a somewhat over-imaginative work of outsider art.

The Social War of 1900 follows the adventures of Dr. Victor Juno, a Naturalist who heals sickness through animal magnetism, and his sweetheart Lucinda. Juno, the leader of a secret paramilitary society, wages a revolutionary war against an American society steeped in sin and avarice—and, in particular, against a villainous triumvirate known as “The Bloody Conspirators.” But will his revolution succeed? And if so, what form will his idealized utopia finally take?
- Summary by ChuckW

Genre(s): Science Fiction

Language: English

Section Chapter Reader Time
Play 00 Preface Mark Nelson
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Play 01 Chapter I: The Hero Rescues the Heroine Mark Nelson
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Play 02 Chapter II: The Solemn Oath of the Conspirators Mark Nelson
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Play 03 Chapter III: Deacon Stew Raves at Lucinda’s Love for Victor Mark Nelson
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Play 04 Chapter IV: Pat O’Conner Blarneys the Deacon Mark Nelson
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Play 05 Chapter V: The Bloody Conspirators Poison Victor Juno Mark Nelson
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Play 06 Chapter VI: The Serpent at Lucinda’s Bedside Mark Nelson
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Play 07 Chapter VII: Nancy Clover, Failing to Captivate General Armington, Becomes Revengeful Mark Nelson
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Play 08 Chapter VIII: Lucinda, in Disguise, Saves Victor’s Life Kalynda
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Play 09 Chapter IX: Victor and Lucinda Betrothed Kalynda
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Play 10 Chapter X: Foul Conniving of the Bloody Conspirators Kalynda
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Play 11 Chapter XI: Shrewd Expose of Cosmopolitan Rascality Phil Chenevert
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Play 12 Chapter XII: Victor Juno’s Scathing Sermon in the Theatre TriciaG
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Play 13 Chapter XIII: Lucinda Abducted and Imprisoned TriciaG
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Play 14 Chapter XIV: Victor Abducted and Imprisoned TriciaG
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Play 15 Chapter XV: Reported Elopement and Seduction of Lucinda and Victor TriciaG
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Play 16 Chapter XVI: Lucinda’s Thrilling Prayer and Lamentations in Prison TriciaG
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Play 17 Chapter XVII: General Armington Searching for His Seduced Daughter in Europe TriciaG
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Play 18 Chapter XVIII: Jemmy Discovers Victor and Lucinda TriciaG
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Play 19 Chapter XIX: Deacon Stew Threatens to Shoot Jemmy Meg Turecek
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Play 20 Chapter XX: Lucinda Nearly Murders the Deacon in Her Cell Meg Turecek
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Play 21 Chapter XXI: Victor’s Vision, in a Dream, in His Dungeon whdemick
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Play 22 Chapter XXII: Victor’s Struggle with the Night Watchman John
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Play 23 Chapter XXIII: Thrilling Prison Scene Between Lucinda and Deacon Stew John
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Play 24 Chapter XXIV: Dr. Victor Juno’s Escape from His Dungeon John
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Play 25 Chapter XXV: Dr. Juno Locked Out of Concert Hall, Which Caused a Riot Meg Turecek
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Play 26 Chapter XXVI: Thrilling and Demoniacal Plotting of the Conspirators ToddHW
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Play 27 Chapter XXVII: General Armington Turns Insane ToddHW
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Play 28 Chapter XXVIII: Doctor Juno Arrested in His Pulpit for Selling ''Obscene'' Books TriciaG
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Play 29 Chapter XXIX: The Insane General Armington Nearly Murders the Physician-in-Chief TriciaG
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Play 30 Chapter XXX: Harry Gossimer Condemned to Death TriciaG
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Play 31 Chapter XXXI: Harry Gossimer’s Heroic and Thrilling Speech Before They Drown Him John
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Play 32 Chapter XXXII: Dr. Juno Convicted, Imprisoned and Attempts Made to Poison Him Lisa Reichert
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Play 33 Chapter XXXIII: Doctor Juno’s First Sharp-Shooting Sermon on Ministers and Doctors Meg Turecek
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Play 34 Chapter XXXIV: Pat O’Conner Saves Harry Gossimer From Drowning, But are Both Arrested Meg Turecek
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Play 35 Chapter XXXV: Dr. Juno’s Second Startling Sermon on Doctors and Ministers Meg Turecek
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Play 36 Chapter XXXVI: The Bloody Conspirators in Fear, and Fight Amongst Themselves Meg Turecek
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Play 37 Chapter XXXVII: Dr. Juno Again in the Insane Asylum Meg Turecek
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Play 38 Chapter XXXVIII: Deacon Stew Frantic with Delirium Meg Turecek
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Play 39 Chapter XXXIX: Nancy Clover Makes a Master Speech to the Conspirators Meg Turecek
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Play 40 Chapter XL: Dr. Juno, Pat O’Conner and Judy M’Crea in Private Council Meg Turecek
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Play 41 Chapter XLI: Juno’s Stunning Sermon on the Improvement of Church and State Meg Turecek
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Play 42 Chapter XLII: Dr. Juno’s Scathing Sermon Continued Meg Turecek
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Play 43 Chapter XLIII: The Blood Conspirators Mobbed Meg Turecek
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Play 44 Chapter XLIV: Dr. Juno Informed Where Lucinda is Imprisoned Meg Turecek
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Play 45 Chapter XLV: Juno Organizes the ''Secret Order of Naturalists'' Meg Turecek
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Play 46 Chapter XLVI: Lucinda Shoots Deacon Stew in Her Cell, and Escapes Meg Turecek
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Play 47 Chapter XLVII: Lucinda is Re-Arrested Before She Escapes Meg Turecek
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Play 48 Chapter XLVIII: The Bloody Conspirators in Terrible Fear of Dr. Juno Meg Turecek
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Play 49 Chapter XLIX: Lucinda Doffs The Deacon’s Clothes, and Threatens to Shoot the Conspirators Meg Turecek
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Play 50 Chapter L: The Leading Bloody Conspirators at Logger-Heads Jason in Panama
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Play 51 Chapter LI: Nancy Clover Lecturing Deacon Stew Meg Turecek
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Play 52 Chapter LII: Lucinda Bites Deacon Stew’s Ear Nearly Off Meg Turecek
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Play 53 Chapter LIII: Dr. Juno’s Stirring Speech to the ''Secret Order of Naturalists'' Meg Turecek
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Play 54 Chapter LIV: Dr. Juno Mobs the Insane Asylum and Frees Lucinda Meg Turecek
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Play 55 Chapter LV: Meeting of Victor and Lucinda in Her Cell Meg Turecek
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Play 56 Chapter LVI: Dr. Juno Offers Amnesty to the Conspirators Pat Navarre
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Play 57 Chapter LVII: Lucinda Free and At Her Own Home Again Pat Navarre
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Play 58 Chapter LVIII: Pathetic Interview Between Lucinda and Victor Pat Navarre
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Play 59 Chapter LIX: Doctor Juno Performs a Serious Operation on Deacon Stew Mark Nelson
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Play 60 Chapter LX: The Bloody Conspirators Bothered and Arrested Mark Nelson
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Play 61 Chapter LXI: Love Scene Between Victor and Lucinda Mark Nelson
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Play 62 Chapter LXII: The Fight Between the Naturalists and Conspirators Mark Nelson
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Play 63 Chapter LXIII: Dr. Juno’s Conciliatory and Black Flag Speech to the Conspirators Mark Nelson
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Play 64 Chapter LXIV: Conference Between Dr. Juno and Conspirators Mark Nelson
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Play 65 Chapter LXV: A Pleasing Interview Between Victor and Lucinda Mark Nelson
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Play 66 Chapter LXVI: Victor and Lucinda Visit and Restore General Armington Mark Nelson
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Play 67 Chapter LXVII: Doctor Juno’s Plans Laid Before the ''Secret Order of Naturalists'' Mark Nelson
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Play 68 Chapter LXVIII: Efforts to Arrest Dr. Juno for Riot and Murder Mark Nelson
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Play 69 Chapter LXIX: Desperate Efforts of Deacon Stew and Nancy Clover Mark Nelson
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Play 70 Chapter LXX: What the Newspapers Said of the Riot Mark Nelson
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Play 71 Chapter LXXI: The Editors of the Conspirators’ Newspapers Receive Documents Asking Them to Leave the Country Mark Nelson
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Play 72 Chapter LXXII: Futile Efforts to Arrest Dr. Juno—His Wedding Instead Mark Nelson
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Play 73 Chapter LXXIII: Night of the Wedding—Dr. Juno Shot Mark Nelson
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Play 74 Chapter LXXIV: All the Guests Examined and the Assassin Detected Mark Nelson
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Play 75 Chapter LXXV: The Attempted Assassination of Dr. Juno, by Nancy Clover, Caused a Terrible Public Wrath Mark Nelson
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Play 76 Chapter LXXVI: Dr. Juno and Lucinda Armington Making Love Mark Nelson
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Play 77 Chapter LXXVII: Congress Mobbed for Recognizing God in the Constitution Pat Navarre
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Play 78 Chapter LXXVIII: Dr. Juno’s First Great War Proclamation Pat Navarre
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Play 79 Chapter LXXIX: Dr. Juno’s Terrible Army Orders Mark Nelson
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Play 80 Chapter LXXX: Retaliatory Measures of the Conspirators’ Army Mark Nelson
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Play 81 Chapter LXXXI: Captured Conspirators Shot Dead Mark Nelson
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Play 82 Chapter LXXXII: The Religious Conspirators Dumbfounded Mark Nelson
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Play 83 Chapter LXXXIII: Dr. Juno Writes to His Lucinda Mark Nelson
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Play 84 Chapter LXXXIV: The Fear and Distress of the Conspirators Mark Nelson
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Play 85 Chapter LXXXV: Terrible Battle Fought—Doctor Juno Shot and Lost Mark Nelson
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Play 86 Chapter LXXXVI: Miss Armington Takes the Field When She Finds that Dr. Juno is Gone Mark Nelson
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Play 87 Chapter LXXXVII: The Trial by Court Martial of Dr. Juno Mark Nelson
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Play 88 Chapter LXXXVIII: The Court Martial Tries Juno Mark Nelson
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Play 89 Chapter LXXXIX: Hon. Bluster Gibbons’ Speech Before the Court Martial Mark Nelson
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Play 90 Chapter XC: Dr. Juno’s Great, Defiant Defense TriciaG
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Play 91 Chapter XCI: The Verdict and Its Effect TriciaG
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Play 92 Chapter XCII: The Shooting of Dr. Juno and the Last Battle TriciaG
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Play 93 Chapter XCIII: Pathetic Meeting of Victor and Lucinda After the Battle TriciaG
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Play 94 Chapter XCIV: Dr. Juno’s Astounding Peace Proclamation TriciaG
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Play 95 Chapter XCV: Dr. Juno with His Picked Soldiers Brands His Pharisees TriciaG
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Play 96 Chapter XCVI: Disposal of Nancy Clover and Company, and Preparation for the Marriage of Victor and Lucinda TriciaG
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Play 97 Chapter XVCII: The Wedding TriciaG
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Play 98 Chapter XVCIII: Famine and Pestilence Come to the Aid of the Naturalists TriciaG
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Play 99 Chapter XCIX: The New Constitution TriciaG
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Play 100 Chapter C: Dawn of the Millennium TriciaG
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Play 101 Moral Jason in Panama
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