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The Purple Cow

by Gelett Burgess (1866-1951)

LibriVox volunteers bring you nine different versions of this famous nonsense rhyme, the weekly poem of April 2nd, 2006. The April Fool’s Day spirit was slow to leave us this spring, so as you listen, watch out for mischief!
(Summary by Laura Fox)

• Bartleby e-text
• Wikipedia - Gelett Burgess
• LibriVox’s The Purple Cow Internet Archive page
• Zip file of the entire book (4.1 MB)
• RSS feed · Subscribe in iTunes · Chapter-a-day

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• Version 1 - 00:00:29
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  Read by: Amanda
• Version 2 - 00:00:33
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  Read by: Annie Coleman
• Version 3 - 00:00:27
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  Read by: Aaron Hochwimmer
• Version 4 - 00:00:41
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  Read by: Catharine Eastman
• Version 5 - 00:00:47
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  Read by: Juan Carlos Bagnell
• Version 6 - 00:00:26
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  Read by: Joe Clune
• Version 7 - 00:00:41
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  Read by: Laura Fox
• Version 8 - 00:03:42
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  Read by: Old Man (with a little help from Robert)
• Version 9 - 00:00:44
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  Read by: Straight Version