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The Foolish Dictionary
by Gideon Wurdz (b. 1875)
“The Foolish Dictionary” was written by “Gideon Wurdz” (the pen name for Charles Wayland Towne, according to this wiktionary entry), and was published in 1904. According to the beginning of the book, it is “An exhausting work of reference to un-certain English words, their origin, meaning, legitimate and illegitimate use…”
This a a short but amusing dictionary which “redefines” words in some interesting ways. Funny and sometimes bizarre observations are sprinkled throughout. In keeping with LibriVox policy to read, rather than attempt to rewrite, books - even those with offensive content - nothing has been omitted. While many of the definitions may just seem confusing or “corny” to modern readers, there are a couple that also might be considered “objectionable,” particularly in section 10, which contains offensive content of a racial nature.
Summary by Maddie
- Gutenberg e-text
- LibriVox’s The Foolish Dictionary Internet Archive page
- Zip file of the entire book (51MB)
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Total running time: 1:45:27
mp3 and ogg files
- 01 - Preface and Letter A - 00:06:52
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Read by: Maddie - 02 - Letter B - 00:06:30
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Read by: Alex Buie - 03 - Letter C - 00:05:02
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Read by: Alex Patterson - 04 - Letter D - 00:04:28
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Read by: Alex Patterson - 05 - Letter E - 00:03:48
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Read by: donnie - 06 - Letters F and G - 00:07:37
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Read by: donnie - 07 - Letter H - 00:06:40
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Read by: Nikolle Doolin - 08 - Letters I and J - 00:06:48
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Read by: Christiane Levesque - 09 - Letters K and L - 00:08:06
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Read by: Catharine Eastman - 10 - Letters M and N - 00:06:58
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Read by: J.C. - 11 - Letters O and P - 00:08:19
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Read by: J.C. - 12 - Letters Q and R - 00:05:35
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Read by: Kelly Bescherer - 13 - Letter S - 00:04:32
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Read by: Kelly Bescherer - 14 - Letter T - 00:03:12
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Read by: J.C. - 15 - Letters U-Z - 00:06:10
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Read by: J.C. - 16 - Postage and Postal Information - 00:03:00
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Read by: Kristin Hughes - 17 - A Few Mythological and Classical Names - 00:06:06
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Read by: Denny Sayers - 18 - Legal and Local Holidays in the United States - 00:05:44
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Read by: Denny Sayers
Cataloged on January 05, 2007










