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Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts
by Bill Nye (1850 - 1896)
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the most humorous, wry and downright funny cogitations of his, written of course in the somewhat convoluted style common in the 19th century which just adds to their flavor in my opinion. The selection process was rigorous: only those that made me laugh, giggle or snort are included. (Summary by phil Chenevert)
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Total running time: 3:34:05
Read by Phil Chenevert
In addition to the reader, this audio book was produced by:
Dedicated Proof-Listener: DaveC
Meta-Coordinator/Cataloging: Phil Chenevert
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- 01 - Directions – 00:04:05
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[ogg vorbis - 2.3MB] - 02 - My School Days – 00:04:08
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[ogg vorbis - 2.3MB] - 03 - Habits of a Literary Man – 00:06:22
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[ogg vorbis - 3.6MB] - 04 - Archemides – 00:05:10
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[ogg vorbis - 2.9MB] - 05 - Anatomy – 00:05:34
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[ogg vorbis - 3.2MB] - 06 - Hours With Great Men – 00:05:05
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[ogg vorbis - 2.9MB] - 07 - B. Franklin, deceased – 00:07:29
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[ogg vorbis - 4.3MB] - 08 - Life Insurance as A Health Restorer – 00:02:59
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[ogg vorbis - 1.7MB] - 09 - The Opium Habit – 00:04:49
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[ogg vorbis - 2.7MB] - 10 - Twombley's Tale – 00:08:21
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[ogg vorbis - 4.7MB] - 11 - On Cyclones – 00:04:51
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[ogg vorbis - 2.8MB] - 12 - Verona – 00:06:36
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[ogg vorbis - 3.8MB] - 13 - A Great Upheaval – 00:06:58
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[ogg vorbis - 4.0MB] - 14 - In Acknowledgment – 00:06:23
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[ogg vorbis - 3.6MB] - 15 - Spinal Meningitis – 00:07:07
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[ogg vorbis - 4.0MB] - 16 - The Sun – 00:06:15
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[ogg vorbis - 3.6MB] - 17 - The Stars – 00:06:05
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[ogg vorbis - 3.4MB] - 18 - A Thrilling Experience – 00:06:32
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[ogg vorbis - 3.7MB] - 19 - The Wail of a Wife – 00:06:39
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[ogg vorbis - 3.8MB] - 20 - My Lecture Abroad – 00:04:39
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[ogg vorbis - 2.7MB] - 21 - The Miner at Home – 00:06:59
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[ogg vorbis - 3.9MB] - 22 - Christopher Columbus – 00:06:59
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[ogg vorbis - 4.0MB] - 23 - The Amateur Carpenter – 00:04:59
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[ogg vorbis - 2.9MB] - 24 - The Average Hen – 00:06:08
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[ogg vorbis - 3.4MB] - 25 - My Experience as an Agriculturist – 00:06:58
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[ogg vorbis - 3.9MB] - 26 - He Done It 'A Purpose – 00:07:54
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[ogg vorbis - 4.5MB] - 27 - Mush and Melody – 00:04:58
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[ogg vorbis - 2.8MB] - 28 - History of Babylon – 00:08:24
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[ogg vorbis - 4.7MB] - 29 - The Bite of a Mad Dog – 00:05:16
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[ogg vorbis - 3.0MB] - 30 - About Geology – 00:06:43
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[ogg vorbis - 3.8MB] - 31 - Nero – 00:07:28
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[ogg vorbis - 4.2MB] - 32 - The Cow-Boy – 00:06:34
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[ogg vorbis - 3.7MB] - 33 - Stirring Incidents at a Fire – 00:08:35
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[ogg vorbis - 4.8MB] - 34 - The Little Barefoot Boy – 00:04:33
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[ogg vorbis - 2.6MB] - 35 - "I Spy." – 00:05:30
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Cataloged on February 23, 2013













